Take that wise asses! ...I was waiting for the steel ball to hit his hand. :)

you have to rub it on your penis. :)

This would have been my choice.

Sure it will ride like a dream, but we will all chip in to pay for the new ride with higher ticket prices and some new bogus fees. You can count on it.

Now just put it on a tee-shirt. :)

I am not really going to do it, bro. :)

You learned? Have you been inside? :)

Makes you special? :/

Human No. 3,688,553,447th. I am gonna get that bar-code tattooed behind my neck.

Got love that tiny cage behind the officer. :)

But then I couldn't throw bills on my bed and dive into them.

We can all go back to carrying tiny sacks of gold like in the olden days.

United States : "We received a request from a local law enforcement agency to remove YouTube videos of police brutality, which we did not remove". LOL!

Jeez, people will sue for any reason.

We are almost there.

He is one of those retro keyboard hipsters. They still exist in the future. :)

I think a $99 fire sale might be in their future.

My c280 has an auto dimming rear view mirror, problem solved. :)

Just give me a night vision windshield instead, please?

Prisoners don't give a shit. :)P I would've gone with a Palm Veer.