They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

Gremlin Gas cap logo. It’s cooler than the car. 

I’ve attended Le Mans—one of the few perks to the US government shipping my ass to Germany to be NATO headcount for my Army enlistment. You want me pointing at a bucket list item that I’m way glad I checked off, this is one of them.

LOL, you got a star.

“Texas franchised dealer laws protect competition and provide the most efficient and effective delivery model for new and used car sales in Texas,” said Jennifer Stevens, a spokesperson for the Texas Automobile Dealers Association. “The current system works well for Texas and Texans.”

They did this on Mythbusters and I’m pretty sure they found that the only way to get appreciable benefits from drafting a semi was to be inches from the bumper so your mom nailed it lol.

Be careful what you wish for. I’ve been in that position and it felt like anything but a sabbatical.

So a couple decades I was working for one of the largest companies in the world. 2 days before Christmas, the GM of our little office came to us with this news:

So we force pilots to retire at 60 but we let walking corpses run the government?

I like how they call anyone who just doesn’t want them clogging up the roads in their town “Antifa,” as if being opposed to traffic jams is some sort of radical left conspiracy.

Not here, no - it’s a labor of love & 100% herb-free.

I, for one, support our new Boblopnik overlords.

The key is, they didn’t provide their own video evidence of their crimes.

Maybe that’s just his pick-up line.

“I’ve got a great idea... Let me inflict some harm upon someone. I’ll also record it, post it online, and see what good can come of this.” - signed, Ass Hat

Funny how the most generically “alpha” peacockers are the biggest whining crybabies.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Technically the new york yankees cheating and still losing, having to have lawyers/MLB seal the findings of the investigation in a court of law.. would make them the worst cheaters.

Its just a Republican governor doing things to hurt the country so people can blame Biden. 

Republican governance at its best.