here’s hoping the slideshows die in 2022

“Neither title contender deserved to lose this year’s championship, especially not in an unforeseen manner like this.

Angel Hernandez just sued you. 

Masi needs to be fired. If they wanted to end under green, you red flag immediately and bring everyone in. Sort it out without burning laps.

Actually, there is precedent for this.

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) slideshows.

Absentia (2017—2020)

and yet

I would expect the person jumping out of that would be wearing no fewer than three pairs of wrap around shades at the same time, an uncountable number of visors and have their upper body tattooed to look like a “TapOut” t-shirt. And for them to fall on their face when they hit the ground.

I actually am a construction expert, like professionally, including major sports arenas. Late stage acceleration of major projects like this is not uncommon and I would be willing to bet they have a plan in place with the local authorities having jurisdiction (which in this case is probably the Kingdom itself given…

• Canned cranberry sauce

1000% disagree.

Here’s the thing. I don’t think Chris Pratt meant to intentionally imply that his daughter is somehow better than his son because of her relative health status. But the fact that he didn’t think at all about how that might impact his son or his son’s mom? And his kids apparently come after a baseball card? Again,…

I can’t tell if the kids on boards are all going  to check on Captain Fucknuts over there, or to give him the endless, withering shit he deserves, and that only teenagers can dish out. 

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

1. As Good as It Gets (1997)

Normal dollies couldn’t get the Tesla off the pedestal this owner keeps it on.

I don’t know why Levar seems to be the internet’s fav choice for host. He’s a cool guy but I thought he fumbled things wayyy more than the other guest hosts.

Built in Child booster seats

Come on guys, it’s time to let it go already.