Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

The goalie, in proud Polish tradition did nazi that coming.

I thought I was going to have to come in here and write up a whole thing defending zipper merge.

But no. Shoulder driving jerk is a jerk.

I’m glad, I’m too tired for a lengthy diatribe on zipper merge. 

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Oh god, yes, bring snacks. That nearly did me in at Le Mans; everyone told me to get a good view of the start (without a reserved grandstand seat) you would need to get there early, and I ended up going from 9AM to about 5PM on a single pain au chocolat, some coffee, and about 1.5L of water.

- says he does not have much to say

Obligatory

But RWD > AWD. Always...

How does Alex Zinardi drive a race car without legs? Better than me, and probably better than you too.

Here ya go. ;)

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Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

It’s 19 fuckin degrees in Chicago today, you dick. Don’t kick us while we’re down.

Kliff Kingsbury, Koach of the Kardinals

“Two what?”

There’s so much to unpack in this story. You should take it to The Moth.

Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

A brief summary of the text conversation I (a Dolphins fan) had with my sister (a Patriots fan) after the game ended.