Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

After watching that replay only one thing is certain - Joe West is still an asshole.

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…

“What happens in here, stays in here.”

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

I mean, it’s the same thing as saying “shit happens” when your friend turns around with a knife in his hand and accidentally cuts you. It was an accident, but it’s his damn fault. 

Counter-counterpoint: touch the cars, but only with permission. Most people will probably be fine with it, but the last thing you want is to accidentally damage something.

Sorry trying to look at the car but distracted. Big guys like that need to not wear tight t-shirts. Not a good look.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Gone too soon . . .

He couldn’t have gotten the runner coming from third. By the time he picks up the ball, that runner is closer to the plate than he is, moving towards home plate, and not wearing catcher’s gear.

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Eh, it is close enough to be within the margarine of error

Angry Indy-League Manager Takes Third Base, Gives It To A Kid

Their choice of font on the building is reason enough for them to go out of business.

[Pedantic comment warning.]

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

Freshly retired 30 year FCA manager here. My boss was a direct report to Mr. Marchionne. Marchionne was equally loved and feared by all. Also, without a doubt, he was the hardest working person in the entire organization. Internally, we called him “The Sweater”, perhaps not so much for what he wore but how anyone felt…