Those aren’t donuts, those are Cheerios.

I’ve been on a few drives with Paul now. It’s not easy to keep up with that maniac in a 912E, but I do my level best.

It’s not bad. Now hurry up and give the name, colors and history of the Oilers back to Houston so that they can rebrand and allow the Titans to truly be the most anonymous franchise in the NFL.

“Drive your Porsches, people. Otherwise, I’ll be forced to steal your keys and make the donuts. That’s just how it works. “

The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.

I was a goaltender for 20+ years so I’ll try to explain the best I can. Though it might be long.

Skaters (non-goaltenders) do tend to attach a kind of reverence and mystique to their goalies, which might lessen if players in other positions were allowed to step in net, but mostly it’s just that goaltending skills are largely orthogonal to those used by forwards and defensemen: blocking, catching, dropping to the…

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

They found him in a tax shelter?

All NHL teams keep a list of local goalies to call on in case of an emergency. They’re usually old college guys playing beer league. The dream is to get called up to sit on the bench as the emergency backup. This is just unreal. What a night for that guy.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

The dodger did win.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Yeah it’s getting exhausting. Ever since that shithead went down those golden escalators in 2015, we’ve been hearing about him on a daily basis.

If you don’t want to get angry, do not fact-check Trump. And before some moron comes in and decries “fake news”, if a news organization willingly published false accounts then that would be considered libel, and Trump and his army of lawyers would sue them down to the cotton in their underwear. Hint: Just because…