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ToeRag V10 TDI. Yes, a lot of trickery was used to maintain traction (lots of ballast), but it was a real thing. Definitely surprising considering it’s a unibody 5-pax midsize SUV by American standards.

I gave up on Maximas when they got CVTs (don’t hate ‘em, just don’t love ‘em either).

3 reasons to never pity Doug

As someone who pursues creative endeavours of various kinds and has been able to occasionally make a living off of being creative, the highest compliment that I can give to Singer is that their vehicles deeply inspire me - beyond the rhealm of the automotive world. These Porsches are on par with the likes of Eames,

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Ah, long live the natural hostility of the two largest cities in TX.

What was that, Drew? I couldn’t hear you over mouthfuls of Pecan Lodge barbecue.

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

I was in a meeting a couple of weeks ago where one of my underlings suggested forming a committee on an advertising project. They still haven’t managed to organize a meeting, far less action anything.

Do’h! I was even later than you.

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How this car got away is anybody’s guess.

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You can actually walk right up to lions and take their food if you have the requisite swagger.

In these situations it’s typically best not to do anything to startle an already aggravated animal. They’re just asserting dominance, trying to flee basically tells them that you know you aren’t supposed to be there and that’s when they’ll go off.

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1974 Cadillac El Dorado in My Favourite Game by the Cardigans

The DeTomaso Mangusta in the video for Kylie Minogue’s “Can’t Get You Out of My Head.”

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I’ve never wanted to be a Jaguar XJ as badly as I did in 1987.

Billy Gibbons’ ‘33 Ford “Eliminator” in the video for ZZ Top’s Legs:

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MIA’s “Bad Girls.” Kinda beaten up older BMW’s and an Alfa, just having the ever-loving shit hooned out of them.