Thanks for the bullsh clickbait, LH!

I’m gonna guess there was a lot more people clapping on the flight when they landed.

I’m getting my son started early for a love of cars. It’s a nice little way to spend a few hours climbing into and out of his favorite new rides. Much to the dismay of the people working the booths.

That was my guess too. Glad I scrolled thru the comments.

Dan Snyder, is that you???

Owning a ‘76 MGB like the one pictured above.

Or the FIA threw a bone at Ferrari (again) to keep them from leaving the series (again).

+404

If the planets align, I’ll be at next year’s race in a Flexhotel spot. Not a glamorous space, but it’s a comfy bed inside the circuit.

Father of two checking in. Just tell them you’re checking all the local Home Depot stores to look for a bolt-straightener.

I was really looking forward to watching the first lap action at the turn 3 pedestrian bridge but instead, I waited 45 effing minutes to grab lunch from the sole food vendor at turn 15.

Sonic green apple slushees and tan car interiors do not mix. Especially when you find out three weeks later your 3 y/o son took off the drink lid trying to ‘stir’ it and spilled half of it under his car seat.

Sounds like the turtle had quite the shell-shock of his life...

I believe the term you’re looking for is

Exactly. If something like this happens to me, I’d want video documentation for evidence.

Because goalies don’t get enough exercise by flopping around in the crease.

AH DAMMIT!

I was stuck on the side of the road for an hour or so waiting for everything to clear up and for my very shaken uncle to pick me up. Good times. At least it was covered by insurance.

I would love to hear Carl Everett’s Final Jeopardy answer.

Who can sleep with socks on?