OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican

This is fun!

Just chiming in to say how bleeech staying at the Swan and Dolphin Hotel was. The early 90s style is not aging well with that place and the fact that it was part of the Costco travel packing shoulda tipped off the Mrs and I.

I thought the exact thing until Mr Santiago enlightened us.

Ugh. Worst Six-Flags ride ever.

Back in high school, me and a buddy drew the shortest straws and had to ride in the bed of a friend’s lowered pickup. From North Houston to Galveston. With the bed full of party crap. In a fetal position. During a rain storm. Covered hastily with a blue tarp.

Will it ever stop?

This is a full-on meth addiction.

That and the jaded hopes of the seller.

What does one do with 55 gallons of rust remover?

Yes! I told her not to do it, but she insisted on using an interspace tøøthbrush given to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law.

A møøse once bit my sister...

This might be a good spot to take in next year’s race before I experience it first-hand in 2018*.

Wasn’t me. I was helping my abuelita make tostones while listening to Ricky Martin.

I walked into my doctors office wearing a Boise State t-shirt about a month after the game.

PLEASE, DON’T GIVE THIS ANY MORE STARS!

Good call. I have a friend who’s selling her 2003 S2000. Send me your number and I’ll take care of the rest. :)

What was the first car you bought with your race winnings? Bonus points if any of these are mentioned:

It was fleeting, but it was great.

Can a roadster have a 4.5L V8? Can you afford not to have that beast as your DD with prices in the $10K range?

Pick anyone who’s resume includes “reality TV star”.