Probably boarding the plane now.

As warm as apple pie.

Time to revisit an interview from Kevin Smith. Grab a snack and a comfortable seat.

Ha! Yeah! Those shirts sucked.

The early 90s were a turrible time for fashion. Just turrible.

Dude, if you paired the Zubaz with the Hypercolor shirt, you’d be in the 5th dimension...of early 90s style!

Up next on Chop-lopnik...nachos Flanders-style.

Gross. You white people eat some awful, awful stuff.

What a shocking display of terrible driving.

+3 Hansons

An associate of mine who also worked at the place that rhymes with Shmisney, told a similar story with ‘personal space’ and ‘the concept of waiting in line (queue)‘ was oblivious to them.

When it can run a 1/4 mile in 4.63

Uber and Lyft gonna be jackin’ folks tomorrow!

GD you, Leeroy....

+1 Map

Good news! My brother (who lives in Four Points area) has agreed to host anyone wanting to attend the race at his place for the weekend!*

Was in Kruger a few years ago (humble brag), and was told by the guides and trackers that the black rhino was nature’s a-hole.

That rhino didn’t go rampage, that rhino went rhino!

Look, I’m surrounded by asshats every time I get behind the wheel, but publicly shaming someone who didn’t use their blinker?