Bud Adams moved the Oilers to Tennessee because he’s a terrible person.

Is that you, Carl Everett?

“Should we give the navigator a sport seat too?”

With a shit-load of Griots, my car could look this nice.

*OINK*

That’s awful, but at least you’re here to tell the story.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”

Damn.

Lot of air-cooled monocles dropping into champagne glasses right about now.

Sucks for anyone stuck in that traffic.

Eh, I’m more of a Malbec kind of guy.

Yup, what beer drinkers drink when they’re not drinking beer.

Not fast.

Oh good. Glad Infiniti isn’t stooping to GM-level fake-vent goofiness.

Don’t forget racist.

Somewhere within the denizen of Disney Television Animation Studios (or Malaysia) their sits a person who’s sole job is to be sure that BOTH OF MICKEY’S EARS ARE VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES.

Does this vent serve a purpose or is it a shiny fake?

“Hey Ralphie, hold these lugnuts while I change the tire.”

Dear Haas F1,

True Story: Tanner Foust grew up driving a light yellow 912E. Still has it too!