C’mon Islanders?!?! Couldn’t you find a goalie cut black jersey for the kid in net?

Leaving Big D early Friday morn. If you see me on the road, honk! If you see me broken down by the side of the road, honk, THEN send help!

The VW Beetle:

It was just planted to the ground in situations where my worn-out 944 would probably flop around.

I’d be more impressed if you saw this in the flesh.

Long live the WORM logo!

Speaking of San Antonio... how’d that CFL franchise work out for ya? :)

Ah, long live the natural hostility of the two largest cities in TX.

Doh! Just posted this. Beaten by 9 mins.

The final fate of “The Little Bastard’s” chassis.

We had a similar experience when we were in Kruger a few years ago. A bull elephant saw the Land Rover we were in get a bit too close to the herd. He broke off a thick branch from a tree with his trunk and made a back and forth sweeping gesture.

My 17 y/o self went to their concert fully expecting Tawny and/or XJ to make an appearance .

Brilliant. Also beaten to the punch!

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Running out of gas.
In the sketchiest section of San Juan/Guaynabo.
By myself.
After I dropped off my date at her apartment.
At 1am.
In the middle of summer.
In my aunt’s ‘84 Grand Wagoneer with no A/C.
In which she specifically told me to top off the tank once the gas level reached 1/2 a tank.
To which I though, nahhhh. It…

I’m listening to the interview now. What a great, easy-going guy.

“Oh it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.”

I absolutely love Zanardi. That one is next on my list. Thanks for the heads up!

Required reading for any Hunt fans. Find a comfortable chair...it’s 624 pages!!!