OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican
OneFastPuertoRican

I’m not hating on the Goldwing. A good friend of mine owns one and he and his wife absolutely love theirs. It’s just the endless amount of ‘accessories’ that owners seem to place on them.

How about ANY accessory on a Goldwing. I mean...c’mon. Just look at the endless amount of crap you can put on it!

People would also be shocked that I have 2 kids in daycare and that I bought my baby before the vintage Porsche market went through the roof!

That I’m a pretenious/arrogant/rich/pompous/ostentatious snob because I drive an old Porsche. When in fact, my only beef is with the “water-pumpers” who don’t return the customary high-beam flash “hello”.

I invite you to have sex with yourself.

I was brought home from the hospital in one of these. Front seat, in my mom’s arms, while my dad was dodging potholes and other obsticles.

plus uno, señor.

Just curious, where the demands coming from the BBB or your customers or associates? And why did you finally drop them?

I love how some local business pride themselves on their A+ BBB rating. My guess is that their customer base is so old/ignorant, they truly believe the BBB is a government agency looking out for the little guy.

I have yet to meet one person (outside of the Texas Auto Dealers Assoc and their cronies) who actually believes this is a good thing.

You are not alone...

This button is not all it’s quacked up to be.

It’s probably best that it went to car heaven.

‘84 Nissan Sentra Hot Hatch! (like this but in killer red/black paint)

Honest-to-God true story:

Time for this Puerto Rican to get that Puerto Rican’s jersey.

Haha! We must have shopped at the same dealer! I financed via a local credit union and had a much lower APR from what the dealer was offering me.

Shouldn’t this be posted in Foodspin?