Cantankerous Old Man

Good idea. It behooves you.

I know, right? Talk about a price gore!

Bingo!

Lambo phone not for everyone. Only for people with opulence.

God Bless Enrico Polazzo.

I imagine that espresso machine will get as much use as anything hawked by Ron Popeil.

Run, don't walk, to Amazon and buy all three Good Eats cookbooks.

Meh, give this CTS-V wagon instead.

This and the Mark LT are just as rare.

Bernie is the least broke thing ever.

What are the chances that Marky Mark comes back for a reunion tour?

Now that's one Ferrari that really smokes!

Our class president conveniently "forgot" about the 20-year reunion, so the rest of us high school spares had to scramble and hold the event at a quasi-upscale bar in the 'burbs. That is, a quasi-upscale bar that would be hosting an awful cover band requiring one to shout in order to have a conversation with someone…

You had me on horse power and route selection. My personal best was on 290 in a '92 Tercel. :(

Wow! I've made that drive several times and had a personal best of under 2 hours each way.

So, what was your time?

I said the exact same thing to my brother not 5 mins ago. Payback for Spa, among other things.

So this 'old beetle' is OK though, right?

Correct. If memory serves, something in the neighborhood of an additional $20 million a year.