Ahhh... this was your human sarcasm, yes? Please forgive my misunderstanding.

What do you mean “Somehow”? “White man” appeared in the headline not ten words earlier.

I won’t be satisfied until it responds to “Hey, asshole.”.

As if Batman couldn’t tell the difference; one is almost a tenth of a millimeter wider than the other.

He’s actually a grown up Jason Todd from an alternate dimension. Bruce rescued him from Earth-3 after running into him on some crisis on n+1 Earths but couldn’t train him because this Jason is a wuss. Bruce claims him as his “cousin” and sends him to school.

I’m going to take a long-shot and say that Dinklage will play the Living Tribunal.

Wait. That’s SSJ3?! Dang it! I was hopping by SSJ3 his hair would grow back and he’d have a spiky gold mohawk!

EDIT: Was supposed to be a general comment not sure how it ended up as a reply to mfusion.

It’s always bugged me that many species of Pokemon are given backstories that when taken on an individual basis are kinda sad, but taken all together are horrifying. All the way back to Cubone: an individual pokemon who cries and wears its dead mother’s skull is tragic; every female Marowak overcoming their sadness to…

Do you think that the potatoes might have mashed better if cooked at a smaller cut, or would that exacerbate the sliding problem? I usually do a ~1/2" dice for my pan cooked mashers.

I just noticed that the can in that image is labeled upside down.

Sous vide cranberry sauce? Won’t that build up pressure in the can?

I’ll just throw this out there: Most of the Troma movies are available with Prime Instant Streaming, also: Tremors, Let the Right One In (subtitled OR dubbed), The Faculty, An American Werewolf in London, Troll Hunter, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Carrie, Troll, The Witches, and Jack Frost (both the horror movie…

If you have a cable subscription (I know that’s a big if, maybe ask an encorded family member for their username/password?) TCM’s Star of the Month is Christopher Lee. TCM has an online streaming service (http://www.tcm.com/watchtcm/)and phone apps, so the Christopher Lee Hammer films you can stream are: The Curse of…

Spider-Man playing OW is kind of a dick move if you think about it: Superhuman reflexes, superhuman senses, access to advanced computing technology... I wouldn’t be surprised if he has to constantly change IPs and accounts to circumvent permaban.

There’s really only one OW character that screams “With great power comes great responsibility”:

Here’s what King had to say about it: “To me, the color of the gunslinger doesn’t matter. What I care about is how fast he can draw...and that he takes care of the ka-tet.”

The “classic” covers to which the author is referring here are the iconic covers from Penguin’s Classics line (hence the embedded link and quotes around “classic”). Which currently feature a single image over a black box with the title and author divided by the Penguin Classics logo.  

The $15 in savings over the Dot is just the start (actually the savings will start later because you’re going to need about $40 in parts before the Pi gets really useful, but in the end the savings can be HUGE).

I really loved my original Teddy Ruxpin, so I was always very eager to push back when people said they were creepy, but this thing... this is just... Ughhhhuaaa.