What the fuck is this sellout bullshit?

I think dolphins singing the Imperial March is a pretty fair trade honestly.

Watch the bike arms when in a sharp turn, it sticks it out for support.

Play it. SERIOUSLY. It's got a cool setting, fantastic gameplay and it's just fun to play.

There, I fixed it. Now its safe.

I JUST BOUGHT DARK SOULS FOR 4.99 EUROS! HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT!

THIS! I was playing this last night and (didn't even realize that it was Peter Dinkage) all I could think about was:
1) Who the hell is talking to me?
2) Why do they sound like they're about to fall asleep?
3) This HAS to be placeholder...right?

Do you want Navi? 'Cause that's how you get Navi

Don't they usually put dialog in as place holders before doing a final draft?

A whole hole! That's what!

I'd say he should play Watch_Dogs...but he plays that already with the NSA

Slow news day huh? It's almost like everyone saw this in 2001.

"objectively" no... NO... STOP USING THAT WORD! ITS NOT WORTH IT! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

If you were to measure various things in your life, you would probably think that your life was startlingly atypical, with the various appliances, delays, waits, and stop-gap solutions lasting longer than they should.

You deserve an award. The entitlement factor is just to ingrained into some guys out there. But yeah, the heart is a fleeting thing.