I immediately handed this post to my girlfriend and asked her consider as carefully as she could the merits of each candidate and vote accordingly, thus contributing to the "mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process." I'll post her votes in reply.

Those wacky fan-boys at Deadspin bought a Hall of Fame vote from an anonymous (big surprise there) BBWAA member... Wonder what the price of disgrace is these days?

In my defense, I actually looked to make sure Michigan did not have Waffle House ... wow that's a sad statement.

Sounds like the professor won't let her pass the course unless he sees a spike in her attendance.

This is the most Duke comment ever.

I can't believe they let him bully all those poor kids.

This is kind of a neat story, doesn't really reflect badly on Schiano at all. Glad to see you guys don't construct your own narratives like ESPN or the rest of the media.

"YES."

- Christian Laettner

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

Amateurs are hilarious

This is false advertising, Tom. I tried dropping a couple of logs in my neighborhood's swimming pool earlier this summer, and instead of relaxing people freaked the fuck out on me.

So when he has something to say about Jonathan Martin's difficulties with the locker-room culture, he's worth listening to.

At least it didn't happen in Philly. The glass there is to protect opposing players from fans.

I believe Ditka picked the Bears and Keyshawn picked the Packers, actually.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

The category is: "Things that Happen at a Hockey Game"

The Flyers are true Schiano men.

Blackmon's lawyer was unavailable for comment

So... like the way you recycled that joke? http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/ig1zle/s…