OliveMustard
OliveMustard
OliveMustard

I play a stupid ap online that involves having teams and fighting wars and has a social aspect. There is also an in game chat system. I have never witnessed such a level of drama as I have playing this game in the chat. People take this shit seriously and I love the drama of it all. 

Ugh this guy is disgusting. The whole “Im just trying the help you!” is so manipulative and would definitely go further and further had he not been turned it this early on in his behavior. 

wholly off-topic (and not intending to be glib, given the subject matter), but step for a moment over into the Pedantry Corner: the past-tense preterite of “to plead” is either “pleaded” with the same vowel in the first syllable, or “pled” (preferred, rhyming with “red”), but it is never “plead” as if it rhymed with

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.

I was afraid of something like this happening, so when I was in Japan I asked for a portrait of my dog as origami and it’s PERFECTION! It’s about the size of a credit card and the small details are unreal

Two years ago I was in Chinatown and saw an old lady shuffling down the block with a walker. She was wearing a purple sweatshirt that had huge magenta sequin letters on the front that spelled “LUST.”

As with BBQ Grill v. Seven Rings, I think that Fur Detective is a far better tattoo than what was intended.

I had one to the effect of “I am princess cat; I am your lover” with a picture of a cat in a top hat and monocle. Thanks, Thailand!

One more story: the same colleague had to give a lecture in English to a UK audience, which she was very nervous about, and she asked me for help with this. Part of the issue was how self-conscious she was about her English skills, which mean she spoke very quietly. I taught her the phrase, “I don’t give a fuck!” and

Warning - Marvel nerd post.

By the way, this works the other way too. When I was working in China couple years ago well off the beaten laowai tourist path, I saw some really excellent English slogan T-shirts, including one on my colleague that said “Succeed! Eat more roughage.” I asked her what she thought it meant, and she said, “uh, like, no

Okay, pissing contest story time: I was in undergrad with a girl who had some tattooed Mandarin (?I’m not clear on character usage) characters on her feet in diagonal slants where the straps of a flip flop sandal would go. They looked great, so I asked her what they meant. She told me they straight up said “Fur /

C’mon, Japan...I want to love you, but between this and restarting the whale hunts, you’re making it very difficult.

That would be one way to bring down his approval rating with Republicans, the other being feeding small children into a wood chipper.

Also having adoption as an option versus abortion is so so disingenuous. People counseled that to me when I was planning to have an abortion- I was like “I don’t want to be pregnant- adoption would not be a solution” 

What’s confusing? Religion is hypocrisy.

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this: