Ha! I used to joke that I graduated from the Mariah Carey School of Dance, where you stand and move your arms while your agile friends dance around you.

I attract BPD folk like shit to flies.

So y’all are just going to ignore this bit about Pete Davidson; 

I mean they both want to have sex with their daughters right? Of course this guy thought his time was here.

So he’s a typical libertarian then?

I think what Dr.Donkey is trying to say is that the ex in question was an afab individual who identified as male (aka a transman) and this shitstain is misgendering him....

Seriously, if anyone ever tried to harm an animal around me, I would hospitalize them. If anyone tried to do that to a pet I loved, I would probably end up in jail.

You barely sound like a person at all you huge crybaby. Maybe later in life you will get the fuck over yourself. Maybe not.

I assume you don’t have a dog. Once you get a dog you want to punch anyone who claims “it’s just a pet”. I am not saying pets are kids, but they are not “just” in your life when you know there is a creature who trusts and loves you 100%, waiting for you to come home. YOU are their entire life.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

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Now dark skinned emojis are a problem?

Trump himself spreads those rumors. He wants the world to believe he’s a virile and randy sex machine to disguise his incestuous yearnings and lust for teen girls. There’s not a woman on earth who’d voluntarily go anywhere near that shapeless wad of jiggling greasy flab and we all know it. He starts and spreads those…

Any parent who continues a relationship with the person who molested one of their children should have all of their children removed from their care. How horrific. That man is most likely touching her other children, as well as whatever kids he can get his hands on. Molesters don’t just do it once, to one child. This…

FINALLY someone decided to point this out. I have low standards for tabloids, but to see sites like People breathlessly covering this woman’s makeover/redemption (and thus putting money in her pocket) without bothering to mention why she even needs to be redeemed is so completely sickening. No amount of makeup or…

i legitimately and literally learned that megan markle is a person of color on jez/theroot.

Fucking Katie Roiphe. Of course it was fucking Katie Roiphe.

Roiphe’s career has always been scolding feminists for doing anything. In 1994 she wrote “The Morning After,” about sexual harassment and rape on campus. It was about how women one college campuses were making victims of themselves, creating an atmosphere of fear, and shouldn’t be asking the government for social…

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.