In the ranking of who to blame for a Trump presidency, Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking far down the list.

Although I’d respect her far more if she cast a vote for Hills, I’ll take 2 principled Navarros over 1 unprincipled and immature Stein voter any day of the week.

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

Yeah, he should have been able to come back with a quick witticism. Like, “yeah, that’s the same as the sex fantasy that I have, except after I leave I fall, and then I keep falling, and then I’m in the woods and there’s this circle of goat people, and they’re chanting, and there’s blood everywhere, and I try to ask…

I do find it amusing that people can acknowledge Taylor’s thirstiness, but not Tom’s blatantly obvious fame whoring.

I’m not intending to troll. I spend a fair amount of time as a vegetarian (though not vegan) myself and we do our best to make our agriculture as sustainable as possible. That’s also balanced by knowledge of how much agriculture isn’t. Those numbers get very self justifying in the face of monolithic American farming.

I see what you’re saying, but I think that, as a society, we put a lot of stress on “deliberate” vs “incidental/accidental.” Not just about vegetarianism, but we see it here because a LOT of core ideologies come out around food.

I’ve studied some just war theory and that’s what got me noticing this. If we bomb a…

So from what I’ve understood of this, many fruitarians do it for ethical reasons. At some point they figured out that a vegetarian diet in the name of sanctity of life is a little... flawed... as a concept, in that vegetables are alive too and you kill them when you eat them. So the tension between refusal to kill…

So, the options are throwing the cat out of a car or giving it away to a stranger on Twitter? Instead of going to an organization that specializes in rehoming cats, particularly an elderly cat that may have health issues?

Chapter 5: How to Make Your Home Pet-Free in 140 Characters or Less

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

Can we pass a law that it's OK to push someone down the escalator if they're just chillin' and not letting people walk by?

But then again, if any group of people can rightfully and justly be called “fucking idiots,” it’s teenagers. Teenagers are fucking idiots. That is truth. Teachers know this.

Yes. 100% You could kind of get away with that stuff back in my day where you’d need to go find an almanac or reference book to find a hard to spell proper name. But we’ve got Google now. Either Hudson didn’t know her weird-ass phonetic spelling was wrong, or didn’t care to take 2 seconds to figure it out. Either way,…

I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.

I was wearing these sort of shoes with my jeans. And my jeans mostly covered them, that’s how long they were. The fraying was a sign of comfort and casualness! BTW, I literally flipped out when I saw identical pairs in stores recently! Everything old is new again.

Then people who don’t have children should also get mandatory time off, to be taken for any event they choose. I certainly don’t want to be stuck doing all the work and getting no time off for important things in my life because I don’t have children.

All my things are in storage right now, or I’d dig them out to see, but I feel certain I’ve seen alligator warnings in pamphlet packages I’ve gotten at check-in, although it might have been on the ones at Shades of Green, which is on property but not run by Disney. There is signage around to remind people that wild…