Other Random Women Who Call Themselves Experts and tell other women how to talk, act, dress. I don’t want a man to tell me what to do and I don’t want another woman to either. So fuck off mother fucker. JUST stop with the micromanagement of words and thoughts. Just stop. Fucking assholes. Police your own damn selves.…

I happen to be into fitness!

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

i never wanted them and then my heart started to ache real bad at the site of babies. hormones man.

Some of us like a saucier pizza.

“That paragraph sort of made me wish there were a monthly magazine filled with intellectual musings about cute famous people writers have crushes on. Like Tiger Beat, but
for the New Yorker set. It could be called Pacemaker.”

I canoodle with my poodle

I came here to say this exactly. They look so much alike, that it’s almost kind weird.

Maybe that’s why Miley likes her so much.

The truly wealthy aren’t conspicuous consumers, that’s dumb, “aspirational” middle class folk, the nouveau riche and their hangers on. The smart rich stay rich by being understated. I’m certain if you could get them to say the third word out loud they’d say: “Gauche is ghetto”

BiRacial

Nothing. It’s literally about nothing.

Something tells me it has nothing to do with Mod Squad, which is the only “Squad” I’m familiar with.

I hear “squad” I think of high school sports (i.e. “she made the JV squad”) or cheerleading teams. But I’m an old too.

Respect for the creator of all things waka.

You must be a lot of fun at parties. The Fox News site is that way —->.