Well she did kill someone. That's a bit different than fuzzy memories about that one time you crashed your bike.

Steve-O compared the fan's actions to "walking into a museum and walking out with art".

Poison in drugs... When I was like 19/20-ish I was going out to clubs a lot, someone was leaving little baggies of coke laced with powdered bleach around in the bathrooms and on the floors for people to find. Then they started leaving bags of coke and rat poison.

It's one thing to choose one veggie over another. It's quite another thing to swear off an entire food group that is essential to bodily health because you'd rather eat lucky charms. I mean, everyone would rather eat lucky charms, but part of being an adult is doing things you don't like. Like brushing your teeth…

I'd love to see a tally of all the taxpayer dollars the "fiscally responsible" conservatives have wasted fighting same-sex marriage. At this point it's like throwing bags of cash at the oncoming tide.

Uh, what? That is terrifying. How was the woman filming this not more terrified?

Ah, shit! I KNEW 30 years old was the expiration date for hotness. I'm going to do a google search now for the nearest convents.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

Your President('s Twitter account) is feeling a little cheeky today.

The way I personally see it, Miley Cyrus is still a child stoner and unable to make complex moral decisions in any meaningful way get sober long enough to think clearly. Or, she just likes the creepy uncle vibe he gives off and also the fashion mag credibility being constantly seen in his presence affords her in the…

How was this picture not used?! I'm genuinely angry.

I know it's my fault for checking texts while at work, but I absolutely loathe dramatic texts during my workday. It's not like I can leave work to deal with whatever bullshit you just flippantly typed, so I get to spend the next how-ever-many hours freaking out.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

its actually kind of offensive. It strikes me as some misogynist shit. put it on gawker. Why the fuck is this here.?

Question: Why does this matter? Isn't this trivial? A man and a woman both say, "We're pregnant" and a third party steps in and tries to tell them what they should or shouldn't say. That's stupid. Is everything considered a slight to feminism now? Isn't this just petty?