am I the only person in the world who was just like no I can't fly to your state and foot the bill for a wedding shower? I'll show up for the wedding and do anything you need.

that's what I want to know! What about us olds?

Ooh, you can actually learn to run differently. Working up to it gradually, it makes a world of difference. I only run in minimalist shoes after years of wondering why my knees hurt so freaking much running. You can poo-poo it all you want but if you try it you'll find the proof is in the pudding. It did hurt at…

Paula Deen is probably too arrogant to listen to a PR person or media coach but maybe she should. I understand that when you talk for a living, lots of things come out of your mouth, seemingly uncontrollably. But her message that "I'm not really a racist" gets buried under all the racism.

I was hoping the door of that storage unit would open.

So if I'm slightly in front of someone who is a man, and I go through a door first...I should just slam it closed behind me and give him the finger while I speed off to the elevator? Or I should wait patiently like a helpless puppy for him to open the heavy door for me? I always thought I was being polite but you know…

If there is a hell people deserve to be there.

I'm so jealous. I'd kill to be wearing soft stretchy pjs and drinking wine right now. That's my number one Friday night with a bullet.

Possible angle: I would think that doing ladies in the pooper is just fine. I'm not sure about his views on contraception and sex before marriage but going in the backdoor is a time-tested method for the Biblically inconvenienced horndog.

As long as she didn't NEED the money, that's ok. Stealing if you need stuff is clearly much worse.

Seriously you wouldn't let the call go to voicemail just this once? That is where the movie lost me.

DNA vs training is definitely true. My 8 year old awesomely trained min pin could care less about my whims while my mixed breed pup wants to be right so badly and is much more biddable.

For some reason I remember some kind of doll who had clamp on plastic clothes and I thought it was Polly Pocket. Regardless, I still kind of want the Polly Pocket pictured above. I also agree with the author that it is a bit sexist and perhaps not the best message but the 6-year old in me would really like that as a…

Everyone thinks their needs are very special and unique. In reality they think that buying a puppy will magically lead to a dog with no problems. Then the dog turns out to be a dog and its a big hassle...

Shelters in southern California are hellholes for small dogs. Chihuahuas... and min pins as well. It's really a terrible problem. People are awful.

Let's see, have I ever abandoned one of my dogs for my convenience? Let's seeeeee hmmmm nope. In fact I have done the opposite, taking on the expense and care of animals that were ill. Hey at least you know what kind of person you are now. Hopefully you won't get more pets.

Youre an awful person. Seriously. its a shame you're reproducing.

Yeah. No it's not. Clearly literary devices such as hyperbole are over your head. Let me explain it in ways that you may understand quite literally and speaking slowly. You have the right to free speech, citizens have the right to respond to your First-Amendment protected speech in any manner that they see fit.…

Now you're talking. Let's get something useful accomplished and also whatever it is that people do at business meetings.

This lady stuff is killing me; I can barely keep it together enough to wax my mustache once a week. I'd have to not only prepare for the meeting in all the regular ways but also give myself a pedicure before going so no one knows I use my feet for wearing shoes and walking a lot? Groan.