That's totally what I'm suggesting. You're incredibly perceptive and have exemplary reading comprehension. I'd also politely suggest that you have no idea what anyone else thinks or the motivations for their actions and saying that you do is pretty offensive.

Now that i am hopelessly old and uncool women like Elizabeth Warren are my role models. I wish that someone had gotten it into my hormone addled teenage brain that pop stars and artists are not good role models. For evidence I'd like to point out that my teenage literary icons were Henry Miller and Ken Kesey (in the…

Oh no that would be far too much walking for fat-thighed ladies. Yoga only, so the very delicate material of workout pants doesn't get chafed.

I'd love to have a husband or wife to take over the day to day bank account management.

Yes! I was going to say that all my ideas of comfort food are things my dad makes. And I'm a woman so I dunno, doesn't mean anything really.

Clearly not how hot he looks dressed because the man seems to be allergic to suits that fit

Yeah I'm single and spent $0 yesterday. Grocery shopping or gas-tank-filling days would have me spending near the average but that is typically 1 or 2 times per week.

I grew up in the Bible belt and have a Jewish name, Yiddish in fact, and got made fun of approximately 0 times. Living your life to get the approval of small-town hicks? Not a good way to live.

I like ebeneezer and Mortimer...they're little old man names

I'm not that old but I'm on the not-caring-about-attracting-the-opposite-sex bus; it's pretty freeing in a lot of ways.

Do you do agility or flyball or any other dog sports?

It talks about varying ages but, I agree, it doesn't go down to six. I think 13 miles is extreme for any age personally but I'm not really a runner.

Hand wringing is completely unnecessary. http://www.runnersworld.com/high-school-tr…

I like zukes, the ingredients are good and they are handy for times when there's nothing else on hand. i haven't tried nutrisource though :)

I do give raw chicken necks. the other meats, like lamb and turkey and sardine i get from primal...they have a product that is ground bones muscle meat and organs. when I don't feed anything with bone i add calcium to the meal. The chicken necks are somewhat easy to cut up, my older dog is about 12 and she seems to…

The people who should be embarrassed about how they treat their pets are the ones that buy Puperoni and Beggin Strips — not crazy dog ladies. Check ingredients people…it's much healthier to just give your dog green beans or carrots or whatever else instead of the abominations that pass for pet treats.

Be sure to send the USDA a letter of thanks for lifting restrictions on Chinese chicken sold in the US for human consumption. Of course, at first it will US chickens killed here and shipped to 4 Chinese food processors for them to prepare and cook to ship back here.

I'd go so far as to say get off the kibble entirely and feed a raw diet. My dogs and my parents dogs eat real food and have just really improved immeasurably...digestive issues, coat and skin etc. My parents cook for their pups which i sometimes do but I like the convenience of raw.

Do not buy Milk Bone it's freaking awful and filled with crap. BHA and ethoxyquin ...bad stuff.

Isn't the inability to do these things essentially being too damned lazy to figure it out? None of it's rocket science. It's amazing how smart and motivated people can be when they simply have no other choice.