Seriously...what is the point of them? People kill loving dogs, horses, animals of every kind, every day without a thought yet people who behave worse than a pack of starving wolves deserve human emotion or energy? No. They're not worth the time or money.

Come on lame-o's all of the funniest jokes come with lengthy, labored explanations.

Right people don't think it's worth ruining the kids lives...because they think — a — nothing really happened to her, who doesn't want sex? She doesn't even remember, where's the harm? and b — hey if she didn't want strangers' fingers in her vagina, she shouldn't have been so drunk.

Soo weird story, I knew a guy from a Muslim country who would pee standing up and only sit on the rim for pooping because the seat is for girls.

People are dumb. Expecting people who identify as Catholic to be anything but imbecilic is pointless.

Exactly. I have very little respect for the Catholics I know.

Well you're actually wrong. Have you actually read the Bible, do you know anything at all about the history of the church? Oh sure there's a couple of saints who were not evil probably but they are the exception.

I'd disagree with the assertion that Catholicism is not a bad thing. It's the very definition of evil and completely at odds with everything Jesus taught. The pope, the hierarchy, all evil to the core.

What I don't get is that…I mean, no one has much room to be commenting on women's bodies. No one is perfect, no one on the planet. Instead of feeling good about being alive and healthy, people make themselves feel better by tearing other people down. It's the stupidest cycle…and criticizing someone's looks of all…

I found it sad as well. It's incredibly depressing how women are treated.

Add in clean my house, keep nails perfectly manicured and get hair trimmed and colored regularly. I'd rather sleep than do any of these things, and it shows!

For me, my 20s kind of sucked, late 30s are awesome.

Yeah when people brag about talking to me I get pretty angry and go all Hulk-smash on their pathetic FB pages. But you know...whatevs, I have nothing better to do.

What's to like about him anyway? I haven't read CDAN in forever but there were some blind items about a guy treating his hookups like shit that were rumored to be him...Rumors and Internet speculation being what it is, I immediately hated him and decided they were true. And here we are. Validated.

Clearly you have no real knowledge of history. Men and rape are like peanut butter and jelly. And look at what is going on Syria now...geez, it's pretty horrifying. But this lady isn't even talking about wartime, just regular day-to-day occurrences.

That looks pretty gross...and impractical.

As someone who can't fathom wanting to have kids, I can relate to this. I know I would love it probably but I feel like an alien among people who sosososo want to have kids. I've never understood it.

I've never been to Austin, but I do hate the purposefully ugly trend that is going on these days...ie most of Urban Outfitters clothes :/

Oh I heart the pink Dr. Martens...they take me back to the lovely pair I had in the 90s. Wish I still had those shoes...

His hat cries! I lol'd...and then felt bad because all evidence does point to it being tougher for minorities to get home financing.