I was just thinking that! I don't think I would have gone the sorority route had I gone to a school with them. But I'm really happy with where I went to school, it was clearly a better fit.

Yeah it was laughable that an employed journalist would destroy his career and reputation to make up stuff about an entitled brat. Who then proves what a complete twat she is by leveling that kind of ridiculous accusation.

In the 1950s, doctors blamed "refrigerator mothers" for autism. Now in the 2010s, it's mothers eating everything in the refrigerator that causes autism.

My friend was a teacher at an elementary school and told all his kindergartners that their peanut butter has rat poop in it. Then he got in trouble when parents barged in demanding to know why their kids were freaking out about peanut butter. He taught gardening so discussions about food were part of the class…

My roommate got really angry at me when i told him i found a little green wormy guy in the delicious lettuce he painstakingly grows in the backyard and tossed it out halfway through eating.

Whaaaat? ugh..no...i'm coming to terms with dead bugs that are undetectable.

People doooo put it there, I've seen em outline their mouths like they're auditioning for Ringling Brothers! Well maybe just my mom actually and she doesn't wear lipstick enough to know what you're supposed to do with it.

Why do people put lipstick in the corners of their lips? It always looks bad and never looks good.

I find them a little depressing too. Like the atmosphere is not so much of a party at the ones I've been to but more....quiet. Men don't talk or move...just stare. And then talk about how much the women wanted them.

Oooo! The second to last is pretty. Or maybe I just have no taste, either way...Too rich for my blood though, maybe I could wear it as a wedding gown.

There are natural alternatives that don't involve insects. I'm sure it's much easier to snark about people who care what they eat than think of that.

It's totally usual for rich people to pay someone $20k a year to apply for a building permit. Stupid poors, what do they know about renovating mansions?

I had a min pin who would try to eat the food going into your mouth as you were eating it. So pushy yet adorable. That's what I got for eating dinner on my bed I guess. (It was a studio apartment and I was lazy and gross)

Both my doctor and dentist send text confirmations now and accept cancelations via text. Seems like a pain to change an appointment by text though, so much back and forth.

I know...that one was an eye-roller. Edit! I mostly liked the writing though, I have to say.

For sure! Its terrible that the daughter seemed to feel that her mother didn't see her as the same person whether overweight or not.

Oh they loved me! They just have weird ideas about food. But they're not that weird in that they are completely in line with mainstream thinking about food today.

I grew up with parents who equate food with love. In retrospect I'd really prefer having been put on a strict diet as a kid. I was never even medically overweight though my sister was.

Only a dog. You're only a person. She wanted to live just like everyone else.

It's not actually more complicated than that. The dog got overseas, it comes back. End of story. It's fucking unconscionable. Life is worth more, not just American lives, not just human lives, all of em.