My sister's husband named their kid after himself. I guess my sister went along with it for some reason...and he's like the fifth person in his family to choose his utterly boring unremarkable name.

I know...I loved the name Esmee before Twilight. Shitty books...

I'm sympathetic, it is hard to get your head around that it's incredibly complicated thus sometimes necessitating expensive treatment.

So...did the employees have to wait for him to come out?

I think they did it for attention and to be funny. Most diet soda ads are aimed at women, aren't they?

I stopped eating it a few years ago. As someone who grew up in Georgia where pork is included in every dish and is the main attraction at every holiday, it was a big shift in thinking but not one I regret.

Pigs should definitely not be eaten. they are smart, full of personality and emotional depth. Not to mention the fact that they are most often subjected to the worst of the worst when it comes to industrial farming cruelty.

Am I the only one who rushed over to a height weight chart to see if I fell on the obviously preferable "thin side" of a healthy weight? (sarcasm!)

I find it surprising that women today would fake it too.

Say that when we're fighting for resources...oh we already are...

Agreed! I could not agree with that more. However. I don't tell people who are expecting children that.

Yay! He's adorable! Also, is that your couch? It's awesome.

Yes...why the fuck was he even there for sneezing and coughing?! Honestly if you're coherent enough to register this kind of bullshit, you're not sick enough to be at the doctor.

I'm shocked only 47 percent of women have a very favorable opinion of her. She seems awesome.

Love them and have never had a problem!

You can also buy a kit and grow em yourself. Poop-free as far as I know.

Could that possibly have been the alternative products you used? I know I had to try several different products before finding one that didn't leave me either with impossibly tangled hair after conditioning or looking like someone dumped a vat of grease on my head as soon as my hair dried.

Besides, they already make shoes that make your butt look good…they're called high heels. At least no one pretends they do anything else. "They're shoes and they make pancakes!" (disclaimer: shoes may not actually make pancakes.)

Hi, you're fired.

I go by the 2012: End of an Error bumper stickers.