If BMW gets to make an ugly ass "grand tourer" Audi want an ugly ass car too!

Some say he burns a set of tires before breakfast... and that his internal organs are made of air! All we know is that he is called... Bibendum!

That's heavy, dude.

@Dirt Pirate: And they didn't even dare overtaking him!

"He’s led more laps in the 2010 Formula One season than all but the top five drivers."

@snap_understeer_ftw: Wow, the Hamster looks tall in that video.

@acarr260: How would one hide it from the wife with all those wheels? It doesn't even fit in the garage without sticking out. Better build a supercharged Goggomobil. Much more easy to hide.

Don't worry, the cage is open but the beast is asleep.

No Fiat Panda/500/Grande Punto, Alfa Romeo MiTo and Lancia Ypsilon on this list? The're essentially all the same car wearing a different dress.

@MrGoodCat: Same here. Now I understand what the 'shooting' in shooting break stands for it actually ads even more class to the shooting breaks I know and like.

@D0rk: using the analog stick for acceleration and L1 or R1 for the breaks* allows for much more subtle input and better control. It's far from awesome but way better than standard configuration.

@Turbineguy - now with Firefox!: That is indeed the right car!

@Dab O' Swine: I'd recommend spending a little extra on fully

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: I can't shit while flying either. Mostly due to the obvious fact I can't fly.

@sirbasilfawlty: cut two 928's in half and weld the rear ends together might result in something similar.

Death wish? Nah. He's just dumb. This is what a death wish looks like: [www.dumpert.nl]

What I honestly would like to know is how people at Honda feel about these examples of extreme fanboy-ism.

*remembers to put fire extinguisher in car*

I'd rather see the list of cars you've told people to buy and they pushed off a cliff. Burning.