Psh., heavy-ass nuclear reactor ftw.

you know what pickup buyers really love? change.

^^What he said^^

I thought the Impossible was pretty fantastic. WWZ was good too, once you get over yourself and realize it's not like the book. And that's ok.

In other news:

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

when the bicycle broke, all I could think of was "Thanks Taft" lol :]

Of all the things wrong with photos and the story behind it you point that out?!?
We need to drink some time!!

"Warner Bros. is putting aliens in their Tarzan movie for some reason"

Electric spinny things are not called engines. they are called motors. Internal combustion engines however are sometimes called motors as well as engines.

Dat orientation. (if only it would show in the comment what I marked in the original pic) ((hey, now it does, go figure))

G-Meter: in case you want to quantify the feeling of inertia pulling you from side to side, now you can!

I would, but he is a preachy alien, making fun of our paper signs. I can't stand those.

Meh

Actually, I believe Jackie Stewart was once measured in Texas and found to be 10% larger.

Scary stuff. It looks as if a survivor froze in the air while trying to leap away from the carnage.

USA! USA! USA!

Looks legit.