OldMarriedDull
OldMarriedDull
OldMarriedDull

Also, the first guy to buy this and make his license plate i8 911 wins all of the things.

Yeah, I'll go ahead and casually ask for 80s velour cloth back. But I do appreciate the color blue returning!

Yeah but just think of all that money you'll save on gas.

ZZ top wants to slip into it

C'mon, Ferrari, have some balls.

Meanwhile Rupaul was heard to say he was saddened to hear Ford's decision to stop sponsoring drag racing.

*cough*... Ken Block ... *cough*

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A lot.... after it got dark and the truck wasn't rollin'.

never roam alone, you will.

This whole article presupposes that one doesn't just drink right from the bottle.

Oh yeah, It was just forward thinking, they knew you were inevitably going to break down, more than likely under 25 miles away from the dealership.

This man should be arrested and jailed.

Is that guy littering?? I will so cry right now. Waitaminute.... what am I talkin' about? I'm not Native American!

"Don't ask me where I got a goalie's mask in Australia, and I won't ask about your wife and kid!...Deal?"

Boba Fett is down here somewhere.

How about: Is it worth the extra money to fly Jet Blue or Virgin because other airlines treat you like garbage (I'm looking at you United - Fuck You!)?

On a clear day, you can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

The interior was in black leather with red trim with a dash-mounted shifter like an Alfa Romeo. It's a little plush by today's standards, but I would road trip the crap out of this car.

Just kicked in, yo!