"Shit, there's oil on the track, too? And I thought this was easy."

Dat underbody. So flat.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Martini and Rossi ... on the rocks."

Does anyone have a Martini livery tattoo? That would be epic.

Looks about right.

That's the "genuine leather" of genuine off-roading.

I'm waiting for the RHD version.

While the Ardex failed to qualify, this twin-boom Italian actually raced back in '55. The driver sat in one 'torpedo' and the engine sat in the other. The car might have done well against the big-budget competition, but it was literally swept off the road by the vortex of air coming off a passing Jaguar D-Type.

It will always be the Louisiana Purchase to me.

That can't be better than an old-school bra.

I'm waiting for vector graphics to have their moment of retro love.

Ricky Johnson's hat brim isn't nearly flat enough for this scene.

Those LEDs are asking for a "Deal With It" gif, can someone make that happen, please?

Live mas!

In other news, the success of this website will rely on more than just our moms reading it. That is all.

Again, the oil companies have conspired to bury the history of a promising technology. They even got GM to hush up! I bet Tony Hayward is doing smoky burnouts in it right now.

Ryobi +1!

Much Paul Hogan.

Hunky real-live Mario can suck these guys' raw sewage: