That can't be better than an old-school bra.

I'm waiting for vector graphics to have their moment of retro love.

Ricky Johnson's hat brim isn't nearly flat enough for this scene.

Those LEDs are asking for a "Deal With It" gif, can someone make that happen, please?

Live mas!

In other news, the success of this website will rely on more than just our moms reading it. That is all.

Again, the oil companies have conspired to bury the history of a promising technology. They even got GM to hush up! I bet Tony Hayward is doing smoky burnouts in it right now.

Ryobi +1!

Much Paul Hogan.

Hunky real-live Mario can suck these guys' raw sewage:

If the star of "Celebrity Wife Swap" wins this race, all is lost.

thats his personal laguna seca.

Not exactly a zero emissions ZEOD then, huh?

Still, as far as celebrity endorsements go, this is a pretty good get for Volvo. Maybe one that will get people to notice them so Volvo can stop asking, "I'm right over here, why can't you see me?"

5.) Buick Reatta

So, that there is like the greatest car in history, right?

Yes, you could hoon a Chevette. But it also self-destruct in 60,000 miles, or less. PapaVanTwee:

Not since this:

So, you're telling me that IndyCar racing was once interesting?