Much Paul Hogan.

they should put some of the buttons from that retrofabulous control panel in the Model S. it needs them.

Hunky real-live Mario can suck these guys' raw sewage:

If the star of "Celebrity Wife Swap" wins this race, all is lost.

thats his personal laguna seca.

Not exactly a zero emissions ZEOD then, huh?

Still, as far as celebrity endorsements go, this is a pretty good get for Volvo. Maybe one that will get people to notice them so Volvo can stop asking, "I'm right over here, why can't you see me?"

5.) Buick Reatta

Col. Ziggy Stardust.

So, that there is like the greatest car in history, right?

Yes, you could hoon a Chevette. But it also self-destruct in 60,000 miles, or less. PapaVanTwee:

Not since this:

So, you're telling me that IndyCar racing was once interesting?

Now this is my kind of story!

Airbags are the Papa John's pizza of safety equipment.

Yea, that can't be unread. Definitely ingrained. We have a winner.

My mom had a Plymouth Volare wagon back then. I so wanted to rip the doors off that thing.

One word: Fishing.

Most of them will end up with desk jobs.

More to the point is that the STs are prepped by SVT, but they could've (should've) run this one through there, too, just to make that happen. Oh well, there are surely dozens of special editions on the way, maybe this will be one.