OldMarriedDull
OldMarriedDull
OldMarriedDull

The most exciting new product from the Dodge portfolio is the Dart SRT, coming in 2016 with turbo and AWD. On the surface, it looks like Dodge is beelining the WRX faithful. But for now, we'll take this as a about damn time! and that there's hope for Dodge yet, since we were predicting its demise not too long ago.

They should've just let him read it in Mandarin. Could it have been any worse?

If Biden were a true car guy, he would've never accepted a job that prevented him from driving a car for 8 years, especially at his age, and he certainly wouldn't be thinking about extending that another 8 years.

Citroen experience is my #1 requirement for a CEO.

Never would've expected a sweater vest.

Too bad Putin's in the process of making Cyrillic uncool.

Why does every car on the cross street look like it just drove through a mud bog?

Best seat in the house, and a deal on that Promaster to boot!

That's one clean machine.

Just dialin' in a little oversteer.

Does it have to be a gentleman?

I approve of how that hard-working American flying man dresses.

Wouldn't a flat bagel be more appropriate?

Sideview cameras. Not (yet) legal.

I'm not exactly sure what or how they're doing it, but those 6-piston carbon ceramic brakes are doing some unholy conversion of speed into heat and pheromones. On the emergency brake test, you stop from about 50 MPH to 0 in the space of what I swear is no longer than some dining room tables I've seen.

15 GoPros will affect your stability like that.

Remember 10 years ago when they made supercars like this?

Hey, Ford, the Chevy Volt dancers called, they want their sass back.

I got this.