6-speed Hemi Tradesman $24G. So, this or an FR-S?

Every onlooker gawks with obvious jealousy at the curvy rolling statue Aston Martin created and then, for some reason, loaned to me for a weekend. Jealous of what, exactly? I'm frankly terrified of having to dodge a million ankle-deep potholes and trying not to scratch the carbon fiber bumper against a cab. The Aston…

Call me when they come in 40s.

Waiting for the Concorde to get replaced.

Literally. Choose your timing wisely.

Top Gear also says that an all-wheel drive system a la the one on the Ford Escape has been ruled out for being too heavy and unable to fit in a small hatchback. It's just as well. The obscene amount of power going to the front wheels was one of the things that made the old RS so special.

Keep in mind, I didn't pull this ex recto — the president of Fuelshark himself, his majesty, sent me that description. What I did do was point out that the capacitor that Mazda uses for the system Fuelshark was comparing themselves to has 120,000 times the capacity of the capacitor in the Fuelshark. Which is one…

Hmmm...

And no, I don't know why this woman in the photo Volvo supplied is behind the wheel of a Fiat.

Rebrand the UAW as NASCAW. Done.

Fanny Bottoms.

McKayla is not impressed.

Even if he stayed "behind the scenes."

You know that Cadillac ELR ad with that smug jackass who struts around his house braying about how hard America works before insta-changing into a suit? Then he unplugs his ELR and climbs in to go to work in the Smug District, where he's VP of InsuffraDouche, LLC? That stupid ad revealed the Achilles' Heel of EVs:…

Not sure if this is HANS compatible, but...

That pointy nose is just asking for a giant olive to get stuck on it.

Hmm, no wheels, no roof...am I the only one thinking something like this?

I wanna see a VR swapped into an Aztek. That'd be parody wrapped in irony.

Yes, that's supposed to be him speaking in the caption.