but ... but ... but since 2001 they also “have 25 more non-division victories than any other team.”

“God no...he is an Idiot to run aroung on the field but he doesnt deserved to be murdered.”

Wow, that Houston Rockets fellow certainly jumped way right, fired away from a safe distance, and claimed ownership of it all.

Hello, son. I’m sorry, I didn’t want you to find out about my kinja account this way.

The out of place and wrong-color 1996-2 volume is the keystone that keeps my basement and the entire universe from collapsing into itself. Sorry, it would be too dangerous to try to move it.

My ugly 2-deep wall of eagerly awaited Sports Illustrateds, if I’m lucky, will sustain my brain after I can no longer figure out how to operate digital devices.

Come on now, he got married as a college student. Even if he waited, that’s infancy on the Tebow Scale.

Yep, started getting it on Fridays in 1970, and was excited when I got a PO Box because then it arrived on Thursday (cutting out the middleman).

Also losing half of its staff: middle school boys who’ll no longer get the swimsuit issue.

Thank you. Your suggestions and examples are unimpeachable.

I still enjoy (and enjoyed) the games of the three sports I worked in, but in a different way. I have to unRovell my brain long enough to just enjoy them for what they are instead of thinking about how they impact contracts, investors, revenue sharing, ticket sales, tv deals, big wet presidents, and the like.

Despite the prevailing theory of the thread, I’m going to say your plural possessive errors were just a Mistake By The Lake.

This is enlightening and also a reminder of why it’s hard to be a fan after working in the sports business.

Mulva?

When I saw the headline, I assumed the story was going to be about Stevie Wilkerson.

The flame burned bright for only five seasons, but I’m still having trouble with the Mariners passing on the hometown hero.

Perhaps critics of Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan were right about Andie McDowell’s acting ability?

Some PGA pros have attitude problems, some are chuds, some are rude to fans, and some are addicted to gambling and adultery. But when it comes to shafting the game of golf, Bryson DeChambeau has only one way to do it.

Jackson Simka is your center, and a hall of famer with a weirder shot than James Harden

Whoever the source is, I’m sure he’s unimpeachable.