Some PGA pros have attitude problems, some are chuds, some are rude to fans, and some are addicted to gambling and adultery. But when it comes to shafting the game of golf, Bryson DeChambeau has only one way to do it.

Jackson Simka is your center, and a hall of famer with a weirder shot than James Harden

Whoever the source is, I’m sure he’s unimpeachable.

Is soil healthy, or strong and durable?

You know certain words you can’t pronounce until you hear them outloud (“epitome”)?

This next to last out is a pretty good way to leave.

Derby County Captain Richard Keogh Out For Season Due To Injury Suffered In Drunken Car Accident Crash Brokeback Mountain

Your complaint is falling on Karen’s deaf ears.

Nothing new here. Sports fans have been cosplaying as their favorite assholes for years.

Derby County Captain Richard Keogh Out For Season Due To Injury Suffered In Drunken Car Accident Crash

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

+1 

When Sounders supporters wave this flag it’s not to make a political statement.

Merriam Webster will be seeing you in court for stealing their trade secrets.

And then he went to bed, cursing the 0-4 Bruins.

a dash of subjective analysis

Okay, Tomsula/Pants 2020

Tomsula/Pence 2020

“Strickland, it turns out, is a real big dumbass “

Andre The Giant Turd, amirite?