The headline paired with the gif is better than anything we’ll come up with. Put down your thumbs.

“It’s not entirely clear who this fired-up fan of capitalism was shouting at here”

Here’s the thing: Realtor.com and NAR will say this week (every week) is the best time to buy a house, and the best time to sell a house, because their members and advertisers make money from people buying and selling houses.

The streets of downtown Seattle, from south to north, are Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest, with 2 consecutive streets starting with those letters.

Choosing to believe I get it, I‘m going to save that one to my favorites

... and then went 17-8 with a 1.12 WHIP (league average was 1.36) at age 41, including winning that first game at Yankee Stadium, giving up one run against the Red Sox.

The biggest problem facing the democratic team is 1% of the candidates score more than 90% of the points.

“no Randy Johnson”

OMG TOMMY LEE HAD HIS PENIS REMOVED!

The NFL has always taken itself far too seriously, and in fact the problem has gotten even worse now that people know the game really has proven fatal to its participants.

Steve Young opted not to subject himself to being forced to play with a bad NFL team not of his choosing, instead signing a huge deal with a team in Los Angeles. Then when things went bad in Los Angeles, he negotiated a release from that contract so he could sign with a specific NFL team. It worked out well and he…

“That’s some phenomenally terrible tackling”

+ a baby’s arm holding an apple

I dunno, maybe a great jersey just makes our leading man look better than he really is, but being there, given the choice between the Leonard and the Gardner, you gotta chance the Gardner.

Great, but let's stop right there. I don't want to see his O face.

Think Connecticut regrets coming up with that idea yet?