Let this be a lesson to other Lions, Tigers, and Pistons. Don’t spend too much time hanging out with Vinnie Johnson.

That’s a picture of him before he starting taking steroids.

Finally, the long-awaited next installment of Jeter Is Butt Land.

Had he lived, Fred Rogers would be disgusted about what's happened to PBR.

I keep expectating this to break into the (appropriate) opening riff of “Cult of Personality.”

The middle finger AND the palm? His body is telling him to go fuck himself.

Thanks, but I found a surefire way to avoid the trip.

I hope the treatment helps save his life, make him healthy again, and cure his addiction to driving.

Unlike 91% of the players.

Don’t you worry about Mason Foster. He’s shown he can rebound quite well.

Looked to me like the bill changed planes just before landing, when the goalkeeper tipped it.

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+1

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

In 2011, the U.S. lost the World Cup on penalties to Japan, a heartbreaking end to a magical run that included coming from behind in a quarterfinal against Brazil thanks to an arcing pass from Megan Rapinoe, to Abby Wambach, who headed in a goal to tie the game in the 122nd minute.

FIFA Puts An End To The Scourge Of Amazing, Impossible Goalkeeper Goals

I have to log off for a bit, sir, but allow me to double down before I split. 

Okay, fine, whatever you say Chid.

I don’t even have to read this article to endorse it, just based on the headline.

Naaaaaah. I think your points are very good, but I’ve seen the change over going to pro soccer in the US for 45 years (starting in one of the previous soccer booms). The joy has always been real, but the new tests of the “pure fan” weren’t around before Americans became exposed to other traditions through the…