Ahhh, so it's understandable Fox thought Tyrus was good for what ailes them.

The mighty Achilles, greatest warrior of antiquity, would not sit out Game 5 of the frickin’ NBA Finals just because he had one bad leg!

This is how we make mayo, and I heartily vouch for it for a variety of uses (making cole slaw, as a veggie or fries dip, making tuna salad). If you can’t use it quickly enough, it’s easy to do a half batch. We use a 7-cup cuisinart with the small-opening oil filler.

If this is a Tubby Smith - Minnesota reference, I don’t get it.

Better to get a yellow than black and blue, I guess.

If the Mariners were 13-2, and then lost 35 games in a row, they’d exactly match their real 50 game record since April 11 (through Wednesday)

What is eastern Washington?

So was Kyrie Irving at the club and pointedly avoiding the Nets power forward Alan Williams?

VC Guy demonstrates expertise at quick exit strategy that converts part ownership into being filthy rich and fully owned.

I erased what I wrote. So I’ll ask, is the new Warriors arena still going to look like a toilet?

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But Christ, Paulie could

You know how to prevent jokes like these from spreading?

Wait, I thought Robinson Cano was the Designated Former Mariner Who Doesn’t Hustle To First?

That was a bold move by Abueva. Let’s see if it pays off.

Will Smith’s Smash Hit All Anybody Cares About In Wild Wild West

Janet Hubert just became the world's biggest Phillies fan.

You should take that back-back-back-back-back-back

I note you did not include juice in your list, and I did not include PEDs, amphetamines, or what have you.

Are you sure?