I note you did not include juice in your list, and I did not include PEDs, amphetamines, or what have you.

Are you sure?

Re: Tropicana Field

Look for a string of golfers to follow Michelle Wie’s lead and tee off on Hank Haney, two or three of them every 8 to 10 minutes until everyone's had their chance.

This compilation of the Orioles announcers’ progressive depression is delightful.

FIFA, she doesn’t want your mansplaining apology. She just wants you to listen, understand, and have some goddamned empathy.

When the Sonics left Seattle, I continued to root for Kevin Durant, Nick Collison, Russell Westbrook, and Serge Ibaka personally, even as I rooted for their team to go 0-82.

If Sonya Curry had used a different defense in the protected area, she would have blocked him.

He sold that really well.

#25 made the playoffs all eleven years he played for the Blazers.

Please stop self-abusing the writers.

She still won’t be Las Vegas’s best weapon

How can you hat-tip a guy who’s got Batman over Jason Bourne?

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Zion Williamson was born in North Carolina. If he deserves to have a team of his own, under the principle of Himselfism, it should be the Charlotte Hornets.

I will accept this friendly amendment at #3

1. Pinball

They stole that idea from my wife.

That’s a good broad photo. I’m fond of this tighter shot by Rick Madonik