Soccer as it should be, when none of the players use their hands.

Do I believe you?

Congrats to future St. John’s head coach Rick Pitino.

His 2019 cap hit is 13% (25 mm v. 188.2).

I just tell them I drive a Dodge Stratus, and let things take their natural course. 

Burneko beat the crap out of me in an Arby’s parking lot. It was deserved.

Ramon Laureano: this is why my gun is never far from my side

Or the Seahawks could take a quarterback at #21 in the draft.

Fetch? Way to undo months of training, ump. You never ever ever play with someone else’s service dog while it is working.

https://www.historylink.org/File/10970

It's 2019. Hollywood's leading men don't need beards anymore.

written rules, Gary 

Ronaldo wishes he'd thought of this move.

With basic mistakes like that, Gary couldn't handle the grind of an SEC schedule.

For those who afraid to click

Forget the Sacramento bench. Jesus, check out the Cleveland bench in the first clip.

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+ 5 lbs 0 inches

He would have liked to laugh it all off, but he wasn’t abel.

This sounds exactly like something a cat would say.