OldBeigeGuy
OldBeigeGuy
OldBeigeGuy

Thank you for agreeing with my analysis.

You’d think there’d be more overlap between golfers and Rock Paper Scissors players. Despite years of practice, neither can avoid the occasional slice.

There’s only one length to which Bryson Rochambeau will go to become the world’s best at rock, paper, scissors.

Fittingly, Kewan Platt is the only D-III athlete named after the onscreen fight graphics from the Adam West version of Batman.

+1

Even if you aren’t “plus sized” they won’t sell to you. Regardless of bust size, they don’t have bra cup sizes above DDD. I know someone who is a 32H and is out of luck. She switched to Nordstrom.

Jim Acosta’s first day post-White House ban is not going well.

What the hell was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl doing at a slot machine at 9:15 in the morning?

I misunderstood the headline, and would like to hear the conversation I imagined.

“I’ve never seen 280 pounds glide before, this is nuts”

* while you have a head

Fair trade of a head in a box for a head in a box.

I absolutely loved my midlife crisis 92 SVX LSL. This was the color and trim, not my plates.

“letting them know that the “longstanding” company practice of expensing work visits to the strip club would no longer be allowed.”

After he retires, they will go 4-20.

You’ve shown good judgment in demoting me.

Check that, apparently. Come join his best friend, his sister, and councilmember Jamm.

After the game he invites you to join his best friend and his sister at Entertainment 720.

Giorgios Papagiannis should earn an exemption if he flips on 45.