You don't want to be the Gallagher Of Your Generation?

This will make you proud or appalled. On his 1980 comedy album, Gallagher talked about top-flight athletes such as Nadia Comaneci:

Assuming it’s nullified, but then he stood still. We’ll all figure out the new rule before Rutgers gets to the Rose Bowl.

Announcers: that player is classless!

Buddies, pals, friends, it’s all good

Since Rooney stopped the 96th minute open net game winner more than two months ago, Orlando has not won a game and has scored four goals total. He killed them.

Viewers will enjoy the rear angle.

This is a guy who looks like he’s at his wit’s end

1986 - Silver and Black Attack

“Oklahoma City Seahawks” has a nice ring to it, but I’m not worried because Oklahoma City will never get a ring.

That’s a feature of perception when players are running forward while attempting to lateral, like when you throw something out of a moving car it looks like it goes backward but is really just going forward slower than you are.

Bortles has gone from a Mendoza line to THE Mendoza line.

I’ll bet you’ve never sent it that far into the crowd before either.

Geez Pat, it's not like the Wolves tried to dump Delonte West's contract on you.

Oh, so he's 1-5?

Soccer players are generally getting better at dealing with dogs, but I think I need to reiterate a tried and true tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it…

That second arena is still in play, privately financed, in the SODO stadium district (Seahawks/Mariners/Sounders) so there is a chance for this to happen. Unfortunately Key Arena won’t be available as a temporary home because it is being ripped apart and rebuilt for the NHL, so they wouldn’t have enough time to meet a…

Here comes yet another max contract for the Dodgers.

Fuddpucker, I confused Bill and Ted’s “The world is full of history” with Bart Simpson’s “Libya is a land of contrasts.” And it fit Harbaugh so well.

How can Kobe be in the conversation for the greatest pariah when he wasn’t even the biggest on his own team?