The air quality is hideous and the store I went to today was sold out of both box fan filters and facemasks.

How many more bloopers do you want this poor kid to have?

This week last year, eight of ESPN’s top 20 shows were little league games.

He should have forked over the big bucks to join Santa Clarita Country Club. Their fingers don’t taste like ass.

Huh. Usually 2 balls 1 strike works in favor of the batter.

Good on her for wearing Under Armour. Excellent way to help avoid temptation and keep those vows.

I recently canceled ESPN Insider/Magazine and replaced it with The Athletic. So far, so good.

Chin up. The bottom of the article also implies more Mina Kimes.

I had to turn it off because Ryan kept calling for the snap with 10-15-20 seconds on the play clock, and it was taking too long for that blowout to end.

Naaaah. They should throw him to the Lions.

Better suited to Winnipeg tbh.

On the shot of him walking over the massive adoring crowd at 18, I half-expected him to break into a rousing rendition of “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina.”

Once I got to three different ways this joke works, I stopped counting.

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

The first year offensive coordinator should be fine. In his first college start, as a 41 point dog, he beat USC.

The best mental approach to being a 97 year old hooker is to keep your mind out of the gutter.

Fearless forecast:

The last 15 seconds of “Fire On High” by Electric Light Orchestra (or on a bad night, the first 15 seconds)

Tom Brady giving shade to Tom Ley? That’s ruff