Do the Hornets have any cap space? GOAT1 and GOAT2 in the same front office would be legendary.

Tidbit: the guy who last played in the NFL while an M.D. (Bill McColl in 1955 per the link) had a son Milt who won two rings with the 49ers while studying medicine, and upon becoming an M.D. in 1988 retired from the NFL.

Get your mange on, go play.

Word.

That dog’s real name?

Just when you think you’re sick of this stupid floptastic sport, Lingard’s goal reminds you why you aren’t.

For what it’s worth, Ollie and Allen were teammates three times - at UConn and with the Milwaukee Bucks and Seattle Sonics. They were even traded together.  There were more reasons for the two of them to talk than as coach/booster.

You’re 37? You’re not old.

Yeah, I just wanted to invite Jeff Triplette to have sex with himself. Because that’s something, you know, that, as far as I’m concerned, he can go and do. Frankly I’m surprised, with John Goodman no longer tied up with Roseanne, that they didn’t hire Referee Pittman.

So to summarize, from Kupchak’s perspective, he renounced the rights to Howard and Russell in order to sign Mozgov?

Uselessly? Looks someone needs a lesson in the birds and the bees.

Whatever you say, snowflake. Check out that tweet. It alreasy has FOUR hearts in just two days. Come back to me when you go viral.

Can you please please please have him read the top comment from this 2010 Deadspin story?

Judge Jim Rome not on the content of his radio shows but on whether Mike Leach killed him.

Costello: Who’s in third?

Icelandic keeper trash talk: Hey Messi! All my life I’ve been preparing to go right to wreck your victory! Get it?

Where there’s smoke there’s fired general managers.