That’s what I thought until I tasted it. With warm peanut butter, good bacon, and a flavorful roll, it is the best hot dog I’ve ever had. $5 in a restaurant.

How much would you pay for this priceless peanut butter and bacon hot dog sandwich?

[This was bad]

* junkian

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The game of golf and Wells Fargo are natural sponsorship partners: For over a century, pushing customers into costly products that they did not need or even request.

I’m hungry for the Costco-sized clear jug of peanut m&ms

Tonald Rump murdered my avatar.

Just like Ken Griffey Jr’s defense was what impressed some of us most, Kevin Love’s passing is golden.

Huh. So after all that ranting like a ding-a-ling, John B good.

This is my first and last visit to this place with words.

What does this mean?!?!?!? I am stupid!!!

Leave Drake alone. Cussing is a relatively harmless way to relieve stress when your financial world is collapsing. 

I was very happy with what I was taught. My teacher was safely aggressive.

Do any attorneys (other than Saul) keep phones around to give to clients who want to maintain hush-hush and lack of surveillance, such as domestic violence, pending divorce, or not-yet-filed intellectual property cases?

The fact that Gerrit Cole leads all major league starters with 13.1 strikeouts per nine innings makes reliever Josh Hader’s 19.5 seem even more ridiculous.

File this Funbag to Foodspin and get another chapter for your book.

This gives a whole new meaning to the GMU Green Machine.

It’s the inspiration for the new Hanks-DiCaprio sailing flick, Ketch Me If You Can.