Kobe’s quote for the next two films in the trilogy just went up to $48 million, but nobody in Hollywood is stupid enough to pay it and destroy the franchise.

Learn the rules, people. That was NOT traveling.

Sooner or later, we’re all six tenths under.

Deja vu to Bubba Watson during practice round at the 2015 U.S. Open:

Meanwhile, on the Bracketology Bubble Watch

As the mountain became more popular over the years, idealistic first-time climbers typically grieved when they saw what had been left behind by their predecessors.

The Philadelphia Eagles were also involved in some shady busines. The bills came, and they walked away.

After breaking its ankles, its soul, and its spirit, the only humane thing left to do is to shoot it.

Oh dear, it looks like he really IS dead.

“And with 1:11 to go here in the first quarter, Houston adds a field goal to make the score Texans 31 Chargers 7. We’ll be right back.”

Mike Jeffcoat is what happens when you don’t make baseball players go to college before turning pro.

The 3 NBA teams with the worst records should be relegated to MLS. #2birds1stone

Placing this in another thread so as not to mess with the joke. I assume the rock is his head and the hard place is either his abs or his dick (either works), and his heart is between them.

But not as big as he was in his playing days.

Arnold and Joanna sitting in a tree, c-o-m-m-e-n-t

The best comments are the ones you have to think about to understand.

It’s wafer thin. No calories.

Dominos thin crust is ... good.

Bow Wow’s dad was playing in the NBA before Lonzo first became ashamed of his father.

I hope every post in this series ends the same way.