The best comments are the ones you have to think about to understand.

It’s wafer thin. No calories.

Dominos thin crust is ... good.

Bow Wow’s dad was playing in the NBA before Lonzo first became ashamed of his father.

I hope every post in this series ends the same way.

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Once you go duvet, you never do back.

I did not know that.

Back in the day there were quite a few Deadspin and Sidespin contests. That tradition has been continued over at Gawrker, where there will be a retro pop culture contest tomorrow that starts at noon PST (3:00 p.m. EST) and continues throughout the day.

Say hi to GHWB for us.

Unfortunately, 85 year old Quincy’s greeting when Rashida arrived was, “Carl Perkins!”

Father Julio Jones: [comes home]
Father Julio Jones: [hangs up coat]
Father Julio Jones: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Julio Jones: Kevvvin Kelllllly.
Mother Julio Jones: Kevin Kelly?
Father Julio Jones: Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly. Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly Kevvvvin Kelllly Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly.
Mother Julio Jones: [nerv…

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As an American soccer fan, even I know YOU CAN’T USE YOUR HANDS!!!

UPDATE

Hmmmmmmm.

Is it safe?

Best advice is never charge something to a credit card without paying the bill in full every month. The high interest rates and cascading effect will kill you.

The NCAA didn’t just strip Louisville’s 2013 NCAA title. They also engaged in consensual sex in exchange for money with Louisville’s 2013 NCAA title.

The ice must have been cold.