I had the same reaction when I looked closer at the FedEx logo.

I’d hardly call Aaron Hernandez the “league’s greatest tragedy.” Rodney Culver had a much steeper downfall. 

The football team was just trying to distract Shitehawk from his hoops misery.

And the commander in Chief will trade Washington to the Reds.

MLS Action! Even our press releases are flops.

Only slightly less relevant than my alma mater, Falls Church High in Fairaolinstantmessenger County.

Is there a way to follow The Salty Waitress to make articles appear in my kinja dashboard feed? I can click and “follow” on other kinja authors (GM authors anyway) to create a customized feed, though it appears I can’t click on The Salty Waitress.

Bob City!

We have one every 2-3 blocks in my neighborhood. They are a great way to repurpose books/magazines and meet neighbors. The one at our bus stop is especially popular.

Every defender carries a folding chair.

Consider sleeping on it. Repurposing used clothing is a great thing to do, whether it be to a clothing bank that gifts them to the needy, or to a Buy Nothing Group that gifts them to those who want them, or to a used clothing store such as Goodwill/Value Village that makes them available at affordable prices to whose…

The nominees were invited, but they all said neigh.

“If this is a real story please elaborate”

The first rule for leaving a bad gymnastics program is the only way to make it look good is with a full twisting dismount.

The goalie on my 6th grade soccer team beat up Mayweather’s brother.

Seasons with WAR of 5.0 or better

Fitting that the John Hannah Distinguished Professor finishes her career with a hall of fame offensive line.

Au contraire. His style could improve with a little more help from denise and less from de arms.

Hold up. How could Campbell possibly conduct a fair investigation of Florida State’s quarterback?

You buried the lede.